Pet Sematary: Bloodlines

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In 1969, a young Jud Crandall is set to leave his hometown of Ludlow, Maine in search of his life’s purpose. Before he makes it out, however, Jud and his childhood friends encounter an ancient evil that has gripped Ludlow since its founding.

Stream Pet Sematary: Bloodlines October 6, exclusively on Paramount+.
here we see a ton of unlikable "teens", david duchovny mailing in another performance, and a shoehorned-in truck scene with "the line" voice over.

i predict a shit show. who asked for this? didn't the film already get an unnecessary sequel and a further unnecessary remake? how many times must hollywood go back to this well? have they learned nothing from the plot of the story? SOMEONE SAY THE GODDAMN LINE IN THE PITCH ROOM. jesus.