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21. Lindsay Lohan - I have a feeling this is going to finally be her year. None of her so called "comebacks" have worked out. If not dead, then at least found wandering the streets in a alcohol induced haze after wrecking her car.
2. Yoko Ono - The two most talented Beatles are dead, yet she lives. The universe must balance the scales soon less it implode.
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor - Come on, she's almost 100.
4. Sam Simon - I hate to put him on this list, but he has terminal cancer and is sadly living on borrowed time as it is.
5. Kirk Douglas - See Zsa Zsa Gabor
6. Zac Efron - Heroin addiction is a bitch to shake. Just ask Philip Seymour Hoffman and Cory Monteith.
7. Suge Knight - He's never been all that healthy and after being quiet for a few years people are trying to kill him again.
8. Morrissey - Multiple cancer treatments and other health problems don't make the outlook good for him.
9. Valerie Harper - Another terminal cancer victim.
10. Stephen Hawking - His health has gotten so bad he has almost no motor function left and has to be on a respirator often. Assuming he hasn't figured out a way to transfer his brain into a computer yet, he's probably a goner soon.
2. Yoko Ono - The two most talented Beatles are dead, yet she lives. The universe must balance the scales soon less it implode.
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor - Come on, she's almost 100.
4. Sam Simon - I hate to put him on this list, but he has terminal cancer and is sadly living on borrowed time as it is.
5. Kirk Douglas - See Zsa Zsa Gabor
6. Zac Efron - Heroin addiction is a bitch to shake. Just ask Philip Seymour Hoffman and Cory Monteith.
7. Suge Knight - He's never been all that healthy and after being quiet for a few years people are trying to kill him again.
8. Morrissey - Multiple cancer treatments and other health problems don't make the outlook good for him.
9. Valerie Harper - Another terminal cancer victim.
10. Stephen Hawking - His health has gotten so bad he has almost no motor function left and has to be on a respirator often. Assuming he hasn't figured out a way to transfer his brain into a computer yet, he's probably a goner soon.
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3hm, pretty safe list there i think.
1. Miley Cirus. she's going to do something stupid and pay the ultimate price for it. or, just wishful thinking.
2. Michael J. Fox. he can't take any more professional failures and the pressure of being thrust into role model territory.
3. Stevie Wonder. just a hunch.
4. Robert Duvall. see #3.
5. Linnea Quigley. it's time.
second half soon...
1. Miley Cirus. she's going to do something stupid and pay the ultimate price for it. or, just wishful thinking.
2. Michael J. Fox. he can't take any more professional failures and the pressure of being thrust into role model territory.
3. Stevie Wonder. just a hunch.
4. Robert Duvall. see #3.
5. Linnea Quigley. it's time.
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41. H.W. Bush. Super old, sick.
2. Tara Reid. I mean, c'mon.
3. Fidel. Normalizing of ties will do what CIA couldn't.
4. Olivia de Havilland. OLD as balls.
5. Abe Vigoda. Death won't let it slide anymore.
6. John Goodman. Think Robin Williams.
7. Amanda Bynes. Duh.
8. Stephen Collins. Did you see his Katie Couric interview? He's trying so hard to rationalize his behavior that sooner or later he's going to crack.
9. Jake LaMotta. Can't believe he's not dead already.
10. Billy Graham. Ditto.
2. Tara Reid. I mean, c'mon.
3. Fidel. Normalizing of ties will do what CIA couldn't.
4. Olivia de Havilland. OLD as balls.
5. Abe Vigoda. Death won't let it slide anymore.
6. John Goodman. Think Robin Williams.
7. Amanda Bynes. Duh.
8. Stephen Collins. Did you see his Katie Couric interview? He's trying so hard to rationalize his behavior that sooner or later he's going to crack.
9. Jake LaMotta. Can't believe he's not dead already.
10. Billy Graham. Ditto.
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56. McCauley Culkin. he's in a band singing about pizza.
7. Gabourey Sidibe. look at her.
8. Betty White. no more hot in cleveland.
9. Jared Leto. think hoffman.
10. Mary-Kate Olsen.
i really almost put goodman on my initial five, but i think he's going to be around for a while.
7. Gabourey Sidibe. look at her.
8. Betty White. no more hot in cleveland.
9. Jared Leto. think hoffman.
10. Mary-Kate Olsen.
i really almost put goodman on my initial five, but i think he's going to be around for a while.
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6Read a Goodman interview where he talked about struggling with alcohol and depression. I got a hunch, unfortunately.
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7McCauley Culkin and Mary-Kate Olsen have been defying the odds for years now, which means it's either their time, or they're going to end up dying of old age. I don't really see Miley Cyrus. She acts crazy on stage, but so far off stage she seems to just dress a bit silly and smoke a lot of pot. She still has a ways to go towards self-destruction.
Didn't know that about Goodman. He's never been the healthiest of people either, so you may be right.
Didn't know that about Goodman. He's never been the healthiest of people either, so you may be right.
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8Thought of a couple more names since offering my list:
*Owen Wilson. Really hope he's doing OK these days.
*Tony Iommi. For years I would've guessed Bill Ward would be the first original Sabbath member to leave us, but after hearing how sick Iommi got in recent years and how rough his cancer treatments were, I'm changing my vote. All the recent talk of a final tour and album feels like a big hint.
*Owen Wilson. Really hope he's doing OK these days.
*Tony Iommi. For years I would've guessed Bill Ward would be the first original Sabbath member to leave us, but after hearing how sick Iommi got in recent years and how rough his cancer treatments were, I'm changing my vote. All the recent talk of a final tour and album feels like a big hint.
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9Lindsay Lohan's in the hospital. Is there a special prize if I'm the first person to have someone on their list go?
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10nothing can kill her except her. and yes, eleven thousand g0rebucks.darkness wrote:Lindsay Lohan's in the hospital. Is there a special prize if I'm the first person to have someone on their list go?
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11I just saw the headline "Suge Knight in fatal hit and run" come across my news feed, only to click and find it he killed someone else, not someone hit him. So close! Maybe we need a second pool of celebrities likely to kill someone in 2015.
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12that's a good idea. tougher list, potentially more accurate.
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13based on last night, i should add chevy chase to my list.
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14We had the same thought, too.
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15Maybe Bill Murray punched him a few times on the way in for old time's sake.
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16Fuck, why couldn't it have been Suge Knight instead. RIP Sam Simon.
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17how the fuck did none of us have weiland on their list? i'm really most upset that there will be no more scott weiland train wreck videos. yes, there was a time when he was a great singer, but there was also a time when i was skinny.
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18I was honestly surprised to hear he was still alive. I thought for sure he passed earlier this year or last.
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19I just kind of figured if nothing had killed him by this point he was probably immortal like Keith Richards.
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20Is it too late to start the 2016 version? If not, I'm going to start listing English celebrities in their late 60s.
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