Real (strange) sex laws...

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apparently i live in a state where it's illegal to have an erection in public.

/me goes on the lamb.

In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

So does that mean it's legal to have sex on a moving motorcycle?

In the state of Texas it is a misdemeanor if two men engage in oral and or anal sex. The same law does'nt apply to men and women engaging in the same activity with each other.

This is no longer true. The US supreme court struck it down a couple of years ago, and by the reaction here you'd think the world was coming to an end. There was almost chaos in the streets. The bible thumpers were not happy campers.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

Only in Illinois? I always require this even here.

In Texas, no one other than a "registered pharmacist" may sell condoms or other kinds of contraceptives "on the streets or other public places." No, not even physicians. Anyone who tries to make a few extra bucks doing this will be severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing medicine."

I don't think this is true anymore either, since they even sell condoms in vending machines at the mall here.

darkness wrote:

In the state of Texas it is a misdemeanor if two men engage in oral and or anal sex. The same law does'nt apply to men and women engaging in the same activity with each other.

This is no longer true. The US supreme court struck it down a couple of years ago, and by the reaction here you'd think the world was coming to an end. There was almost chaos in the streets. The bible thumpers were not happy campers.

so, it's a felony now?

TC wrote:so, it's a felony now?

No, they just take matters into their own hands and shoot them.