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by TC
Freeway - I swear I wrote about watching this long ago but can't find it, so maybe I only meant to. Regardless, I was unaware of this film for a long time until my friend told me I needed to watch it a few years ago, which I did. then JBB included it in his Valentine's day double-feature, which made it even more great. is it a "great film"? nah. but man is it fun as hell. it's essentially a modern-day retelling of Little Red Riding Hood and is packed with a very well-known cast: Keifer Sutherland, Reese Witherspoon, a young Bokeem Woodbine, Amanda Plummer, Brooke Shields, Brittany Murphy, Dan Hedaya, and tons of other "hey, that guy" moments. Keifer plays a serial killer, Witherspoon plays a delightfully naive and overtly racist (yet with a black boyfriend?) Red Riding Hood in a world of foster homes, trailer parks, molestation, rape, and drugs. decides to leave and go find her grandmother while the "wolf" Keifer makes her life miserable. worth watching for her screaming speech at the cops alone. quite amusing. she's brash and her tone is incredibly annoying, but it's pretty hilarious seeing her do this so young in her career that has turned into her only doing high-level prestige projects. anyway, if you haven't seen it, it's certainly something, and i highly recommend watching along with JBB as he further enlightens you to the world of Freeway.
Vamp - i remember hating this film when it came out, and this viewing wasn't any kinder. i hate it less, as i feel like i get what they were going for, but it's all over the place in tone, seems to have several different endings, and the sets are way too clean to inspire the existential dread they are meant to. this movie is what happens when someone designs a good poster, gives it to a young 20-something director, and orders him to make a movie of it that must include vampires, college students, and strippers. i can only imagine the amount of cocaine that must have been consumed on set here. this movie sucks, and watching along with JBB who also clearly doesn't like it was pretty amusing. absolute highlight is the featured supporting actor Sandy Baron, whom you may know as Jack Klompus from Seinfeld. his run as the sleazy strip club vampire manager here is fucking hilarious in the context of Jack Klompus, and his eyebrows are beyond out of control.