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42*crickets*
This is a snakeskin jacket. And for me it's a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom.
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46Right there with you. I'd eat it every day if I could. I've cut it out of my diet now though as I'm trying to eat healthier. Bah, I hate getting old.TC wrote:easy mac = yum
Just cut them up like regular chickens
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47Tell me about it.darkness wrote: Bah, I hate getting old.
Are you propositioning me? I taste like candy and you want the recipe?
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48I found a First Aid kit this morning. Locked. Who does that?
Also, g0re has been incredibly slow when submitting anything (posts, edits) for a while now. Anyone else?
Also, g0re has been incredibly slow when submitting anything (posts, edits) for a while now. Anyone else?
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49yep. thought it was just me.Draesk wrote:I found a First Aid kit this morning. Locked. Who does that?
Also, g0re has been incredibly slow when submitting anything (posts, edits) for a while now. Anyone else?
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51Yeah, it's been slow posting for me too. Maybe it should lay off the easymac too.
Just cut them up like regular chickens
Re: gØre.net Random Thought™ thread
54Saw a homeless due with a sign this morning that said:
Chaos is Satan
We are living in a Satanic caste system
Chaos is Satan
We are living in a Satanic caste system
Re: gØre.net Random Thought™ thread
55wow. it's like something right out of holy grail. should have gotten pics.big d note wrote:Saw a homeless due with a sign this morning that said:
Chaos is Satan
We are living in a Satanic caste system
Re: gØre.net Random Thought™ thread
56i wish i could sleep like a cat, but i don't wish that i had to bathe like one.
Re: gØre.net Random Thought™ thread
57thank you, Onion.
TheOnion wrote:People-Watcher Catches Glimpse Of Rare North American Black Doofus
AKRON, OH—After sitting for nearly three hours in his usual spot behind a café window downtown, people-watcher Peter Mitchell was thrilled Thursday to log a rare sighting of a North American Black Doofus. The Doofus, described by Mitchell as young and spazzy with prominent spotted plumage, was at first concealed by three much more common Suited Dill Weeds, but the people-watcher was afforded an unobstructed view once the Dill Weeds left the scene to pursue a flock of Large-Breasted Skanks. "Shhhh, don't frighten it," whispered Mitchell, awestruck by the exceptional specimen. "Now, if you look right behind him there, you'll see a Chinese Cross-Dresser. They're rare enough to spot on their own, but it's almost unheard of to see these two in the same habitat." Mitchell took note of the sightings in his people-watching notebook, a behavioral tic that is apparently common to the Squatting Coffee-Shop Creep.
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58no thank you, mr. wrigley.
die. just... die.Dear TC,
Thank you for taking the time to let us know about your difficulty in finding Extra
Cool Green Apple Gum. We appreciate hearing from you. As you might imagine, we
take feedback like this very seriously.
We're sorry to say that Extra Cool Green Apple Gum has been discontinued. We
thought it was a great product - and, clearly, so did you. But, sadly, we're
occasionally forced to discontinue a product when there is low consumer demand for
it over time, which is what happened with Extra Cool Green Apple Gum.
We all have our favorite products and can appreciate your frustration at no longer
being able to enjoy Extra Cool Green Apple Gum. Thank you again for reaching out to
us about this. We hope that you'll find other Wrigley brands that you enjoy, both
now and in the future.
Re: gØre.net Random Thought™ thread
59I bought a doughnut today from a bakery, opened it up, and found that someone had taken a couple of bites out of it. The person who served me couldn't have wrapped it without seeing half of the doughnut missing, so I guess that means they are the culprit.