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Re: [split] overflow from reviews:The Big Lebowski

Postby klimov on 25/01/19, 02:12:05

A teaser for a fucking advert, could there be anything more depressing?
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Re: [split] overflow from reviews:The Big Lebowski

Postby TC on 25/01/19, 08:52:44

klimov wrote:A teaser for a fucking advert, could there be anything more depressing?

right.
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Re: [split] overflow from reviews:The Big Lebowski

Postby O-dot on 25/01/19, 18:02:11

klimov wrote:A teaser for a fucking advert, could there be anything more depressing?


I can think of a few things.
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Re: [split] overflow from reviews:The Big Lebowski

Postby _Marcus_ on 28/01/19, 14:43:05

An ad for Stella? Fuck off.
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Re: [split] overflow from reviews:The Big Lebowski

Postby darkness on 28/01/19, 20:47:20

Apparently yes, it it can get more depressing. It's a Sex in the City/Big Lebowski crossover. Just what we've all been clamoring for.
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Re: [split] overflow from reviews:The Big Lebowski

Postby TC on 09/07/19, 11:01:05

Vice wrote:Everything We Now Know About 'Big Lebowski' Spinoff 'The Jesus Rolls'
Every new detail makes it sound stranger and stranger.

John Turturro's bizarre, long-gestating film about Turturro's bowling ball–licking character in The Big Lebowski is finally headed to theaters. This week, Screen Media announced that it had picked up the rights to Turturro's film—originally called Going Places—and will be releasing it in early 2020 with a brand-new title: The Jesus Rolls, Deadline reports.

Rumors about Turturro's kind-of-sort-of-spinoff to The Big Lebowski have been flying for years. He supposedly shot the thing back in 2016, but since then, news about the project has been scarce—and the new details just make the thing sound stranger and stranger.

First of all, this isn't officially another Lebowski movie, and the Coen Brothers have no official part in it, though Turturro says they gave him their blessing to reprise his role of Jesus Quintana. The Jesus Rolls, though, is supposedly going to be "much more sexual" than the original Lebowski, and is based on the 1970s French erotic road trip movie, Going Places.

According to the film's official synopsis, the movie "follows a trio of misfits whose irreverent, sexually charged dynamic evolves into a surprising love story. But when they make enemies with a gun-toting hairdresser, their journey becomes one of constant escape from the law." There's also a plot point about how Quintana was framed as a pedophile, apparently. Oh, and Pete Davidson is in it. So, yeah.

"It feels like a good time to release a transgressive film about the stupidity of men who try and fail and try better to understand and penetrate the mystery of women," Turturro said in a statement Monday. "I look forward to working with Screen Media and bring our work and the character of the Jesus to American audiences."

So, there you have it, everybody. That Big Lebowski sequel is never going to actually happen, so be thankful that we're getting anything at all. Does The Jesus Rolls sound completely weird? Sure. Could it be awful? Potentially. But, who knows! That's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.
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Re: [split] overflow from reviews:The Big Lebowski

Postby _Marcus_ on 09/07/19, 12:54:35

So it's basically Turturro cashing in on a cult character that had two scenes in a movie? Great.
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Re: [split] overflow from reviews:The Big Lebowski

Postby darkness on 09/07/19, 20:54:45

I don't want to see a movie about a pedophile that is "much more sexual." No thank you, I'll pass.
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Re: [split] overflow from reviews:The Big Lebowski

Postby TC on 10/07/19, 07:42:03

darkness wrote:I don't want to see a movie about a pedophile that is "much more sexual." No thank you, I'll pass.

but he was framed!
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Re: [split] overflow from reviews:The Big Lebowski

Postby _Marcus_ on 10/07/19, 08:58:24

Eight year olds, dude!
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Re: [split] overflow from reviews:The Big Lebowski

Postby darkness on 10/07/19, 23:19:52

TC wrote:but he was framed!

That's what they all say right about the time Chris Hansen busts them with the case of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
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