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Postby _Marcus_ on 24/12/10, 05:48:06

:cheers: from us who celibrate christmas on the 24th. Have a good one!
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Re: Merry christmas

Postby darkness on 24/12/10, 12:55:38

Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "presents or die".
Children were plotting all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.

...and all of a sudden Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
you do so much for others do something for me.
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze.
Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife,
her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife.
As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
you're married with children, you'll never be free.

Merry Christmas to you christian folk. Happy Saturnalia to the rest of us.
Just cut them up like regular chickens
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Re: Merry christmas

Postby Draesk on 24/12/10, 13:44:57

Merry Christmas to y'all. :smile:
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Re: Merry christmas

Postby TC on 24/12/10, 14:29:31

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Re: Merry christmas

Postby TC on 25/12/10, 06:23:17

merry xmas from this side of the world. :)
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Re: Merry christmas

Postby big d note on 27/12/10, 10:41:37

Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays or whatever you celebrate. One house in my neighborhood simply had a pole in the front yard with a sign on it that said "Happy Festivus". Awesome.
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