shhhhh, listen - you hear that?

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that's the sound of female hearts around the world breaking:
WENN wrote:SINGLE LIFE FOR EMINEM

Los Angeles, Tuesday June 11:
Rapper EMINEM has been so scarred by his romantic failures, he's ruled out marriage forever.

The WITHOUT ME star and wife KIM MATHERS split last year (01) after reconciling, and the rapper also had to wage a legal battle after a run-in with a man who he thought was flirting with Kim. But now that their marriage is well and truly over, the star is breathing a sigh of relief - and swearing to avoid commitment.

He rants, "I would rather f**king be on a coach flight with 'N SYNC at the back of the plane in the last row in them seats that don't go back - just stuck there with the bathroom out of order.

"I would rather have a baby through my penis than get married again. I can't take what I went through last year. I don't ever want to experience that again."

The devoted dad loves his six-year-old daughter HAILIE dearly, and is he's quite content to forget about having other children.

He adds, "No more kids for me. I'm cool, I'm chilling now."